Post by bentley on Mar 11, 2011 14:53:36 GMT -5
General Information:
So, what’s your name?
My name is Bentley
How long have you been around?
I am 478 years old but I look 34
What exactly are you?
I am a vampire.
So are you a man or a woman?
Male
How do you swing?
Gay
When should we put the candles on the cake?
I don’t eat cake.
Appearance:
Are you tall enough for this ride?
6’2
How much do you weigh?
195
Who do you look like?
Gerard Butler
So, what are you wearing?
Suits, tuxedos and whatever my duties to my master may require.
What about the bling?
I carry a pocket watch, one can never be too punctual.
Background:
So tell me about yourself.
I come from a long line of butlers. My father was a butler, his father was a butler, and his father was a butler, and so on. I’m sure you get the idea. I grew up in a proper Scottish household, whose name I will not mention for it would violate the butler code. When I became of age I became a butler in the castle where I lived and I worked my way through the ranks of gentleman’s gentlemen. When it became time for my father to retire, I took over as head butler of the castle. Life was good, the household ran like a finely tuned machine. Everything was in its place, everyone knew their jobs and they did them well, under my guidance. Then one night, everything was ruined. Two men and a woman stormed into the castle uninvited. I alerted my master and the guards were called but it was too late. These people turned out to be vampires, and they fed freely on the staff, then on my master. They were there for days, killing everyone the fed on. I was to be next, but the woman took a liking to me. She didn't seem to be like the other but she hid it well from them. When one of the men came to feed on me she stopped them, telling them she wanted to keep me. What made her think I wanted to be kept? I would have been more interested in her male companions if I had any interest at all, which I didn't. It was then that a family friend chose to visit the castle with his sons, to my dismay. I was sent to the door to greet them, the woman held my neck from behind with a warning that she would kill me if I didn't send them away. I didn’t understand why they wouldn’t want to invite them in and eat them too. I tried to warn him that there were monsters in the castle, but rather than flee, they barged in the door and began fighting with the vampires. Imagine my surprise that my masters friend, Erik Corinthian, and his sons were vampires as well. I tried to struggle with the woman but she bit me. Master Corinthian pulled her from me before she could kill me. I am forever grateful. When I recovered from the ordeal, Master Corinthian took me into his employ. I was his gentleman’s gentleman as we travelled until he bought a home and settled down. It was then that I became head butler for the Corinthian family.
Who do you belong to?
The Corinthian Coven
Where to you live?
Currently residing in Forks, Washington
Are you in school?
Heavens no.
Personality:
So, what do you like to eat?
Animal blood.
What foods make you hurl?
Anything else.
What do you like to do?
I enjoy polishing silver, collecting old coins, walking in the garden, playing rugby on the staff team, and playing the flute.
That’s some attitude, want to tell me about it?
I am quiet and observant, one must be to be a good butler. I speak only when spoken to unless prudence requires me to do otherwise. It is my nature to be kind and patient. I am well organized and I can get snippy if things are out of place. If you are on the staff, I expect perfection at all time.
So, what’s so good about you?
I run a tight ship, I keep my master happy. I am friendly and observant. I keep all confidences locked up tight in my mind like a bank vault.
Do you have any flaws?
I am a perfectionist, but that can be good or bad.
Other:
What else can you tell me?
I am the Corinthian family head butler.
Can you do anything cool?
I can put up an invisible shield at doorways, preventing anyone from entering or leaving unless they are invited. No one enters the house, unless I know them, they have an appointment, or Master Corinthinan tells me to allow them in.
Show us your stuff
Exempt