Post by Lord of Cool on Nov 13, 2010 19:16:36 GMT -5
HEY YOU!
Who me?
YEAH YOU! WHO ARE YOU?
Well, I’m
JamesMARCH O’HARE
Tell us about yourself.
What do you want to know?
How long have you been around?
Long enough to know that green olives have red bits.
What exactly are you?
OH! OH! I KNOW! PICK ME! PICK ME!....I, am a rabbit. (Supernatural Human)
So are you a man or a woman?
PAY ATTENTION! I just told you I’m a rabbit!
How do you swing?
Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…
When should we put the candles on the cake?
EVERY DAY!!! CAKE YAY!!
What do you look like?:
Are you tall enough for this ride?
I’m like really, really, tall to little kids, a giant even.
How much do you weigh?
I weight….Ooo shiney…*walks away*
Who do you look like?
Oh! Oh! I know! Woody Woodpecker!
So, what are you wearing?
*takes clothes off and poses* NOTHING! WOOT! *streaks*
Do you wear anything of sentimental value?
Yes…I wear my birthday suit because my parents gave it to me. I never take it off in fact.
Who, exactly, are you?:
You got any family?
Ummmm…..no.
Where to you live?
I live in Wonderland.
Are you in school?
I am reenrolled in the Mad Hatters tea party academy.
Tell me about your history.:
I was born in Forks Washington. I was a pretty normal kid. I had this awesome neighbor named Hatter. We used to play Alice in Wonderland all the time. He was the mad hatter and I was the march hare. His parents started calling him Hatter and my parents started calling me March. It was brilliant. That is until everything went completely mad! One night my parents and I heard screaming from next door. I ran over there to see what was happening. My parents were close behind yelling at me not to go. I looked in the window long enough to see Hatters parents killed and then he disappeared into a book, right in front of my eyes. The man that was in there saw me. By then there were a lot of people outside and he ran away so fast I couldn’t see him. After than I started telling people what I saw. No one else saw it. I told them over and over and they told me to stop making up stories or that it was my imagination. One night I heard something at the window. It was the man! He pointed at me and laughed. I was so scared. He did this every night for about a month. One night I heard my name being called from the lounge room. I ran in there and the man was there, my parents were dead. Their blood was all over the floor. He threw my parents at me. Then next think I knew he was standing in front of me. “Your turn.” He said with a cackle. I was so afraid but suddenly I turned into the story book character I had pretended to be with my friend. The March Hare! And I was so tall my head hit the ceiling. With one swipe of my claw, I split the man into three pieces. I knew he was a vampire and I knew the only way to kill him all the way was to burn him, all the best books said so. So I stuffed him in the fire place. Once my adrenaline was all used, I turned back into myself. I turned and looked at my parents. Thats when I lost it. They didn't believe me. They called me a liar. They said I was mad! I sat down in the pool of blood and started to laugh. I laughed, and I laughed and I laughed. When the authorities arrived, they found me that way. I was locked up in a mental hospital for 20 years. I went back to Forks but I couldn’t find a job or a place to live, not even with my case workers help. I didn't care. I was the March Hare and I belonged in the woods. So I left the group home one day and ran off into the woods. And guess who I found?? HATTER! I found him! I found him! Now, I live with my friend Hatter in a cottage in the woods and we throw tea parties aaaalllll day, every day.
So, what do you like to eat?
CAKE!
What foods make you hurl?
Peas…I don’t like peas…they taste so, green.
What do you like to do?
Have tea parties, sing silly songs, and dance like a fool.
That’s some attitude, want to tell me about it?
YOU LOVE ME AND YOU KNOW IT! Everybody does…that’s just the way it is.
So, what’s so good about you?
I like cake. I like tea. I like you.
Do you have any flaws?
I am bonkers, I am mad, I am completely off my trolly, I can be scary at time.
Other:
What else can you tell me?
(Anything else we need to know?)
Can you do anything cool?
I can turn into any storybook character I have ever read about, any size I wish. I prefer the March Hare.
Show us your stuff
*Drops his pants* PUDDING!!!
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