Post by Elek on Sept 8, 2010 23:28:14 GMT -5
HEY YOU!
Who me?
YEAH YOU! WHO ARE YOU?
Well, I’m
Miranda”Randi” Spencer
Tell us about yourself.
What do you want to know?
How long have you been around?
25 years
What exactly are you?
Superhuman
So are you a man or a woman?
All woman baby.
How do you swing?
I am a lesbian, men are lying, manipulative, selfish, sperm donors.
When should we put the candles on the cake?
24, November
What do you look like?:
Are you tall enough for this ride?
5’5 inches.
How much do you weigh?
123
Who do you look like?
Ali Larter
So, what are you wearing?
I wear jeans and tank tops with practical shirts over them for ease of moment and comfort. I also wear an old pair of military boots that are well worn in.
Do you wear anything of sentimental value?
Sentiment is for suckers, nothing lasts forever.
Who, exactly, are you?:
You got any family?
The agency is my family.
Where to you live?
The agency compound.
Are you in school?
No
Tell me about your history.:
My name is Miranda Spencer but everyone calls me Randi. I was born to an upper middle class family, lived in a good neighborhood, in a small town in Washington. My father had a good job and my mother stayed home with us. We had a good life. I was into Gymnastics and track. My dad got me into Karate and self defense. Somehow as I entered puberty, I suddenly became stronger, faster and more focused. No one could beat me at any sport or any martial art.
My family decided to go on a camping trip in the mountains. We were having a wonderful time until these 3 men came into our camp. They looked like bikers and had brilliant crimson eyes. I thought it was contacts. But the began tearing up our camp and laughing. My dad tried to stop them and one of the men grabbed him and bit his neck. He sucked his blood out of his neck until he was dead then dropped him to the ground. They were vampires. My mother ran out of the tent and tried to help my dad and one of the other vampires grabbed her and held her. Two of them dragged her into the tent and raped her before feeding off her blood while the third one held me.
When they finished with my mother they turned their attention to me. I freaked out and fought the vampire who was holding me. I was only 14 but somehow I broke the vampires arm. I learned later on that there was no way in hell I was supposed to be able to do that. I fought and struggled, trying to get away. I might have been able to get away if there was only one but there were three. Suddenly, men in black suits came out of nowhere. They rescued me and killed the vampires. They were from the agency that I work for now. I was taken in and given an education at the agency academy. There were a lot of kids just like me who lost their parents to vampires. I finished growing up there, excelling at everything physical. I did ok academically. So now I am an agent for the agency. I like to call myself a slayer. There is no way in hell I’m wearing that black suit. I usually get away with it because I’m so good at what I do.
So, what do you like to eat?
Fried Chicken
What foods make you hurl?
vegetables.
What do you like to do?
Hunt vampires, collect weapons, get drunk and dance on tables.
That’s some attitude, want to tell me about it?
Yeah? Well you watch your mum get raped and your parents get murdered and lets see what kind of attitude you have. I am focused on killing vampires. I don’t have time to date because im always working, I don’t like men anyway. Yeah, just try to find another lesbian in Forks, Washington. Not gonna happen, pal. Look, just stay out of my way and let me to what I’m gonna do.
So, what’s so good about you?
I’m the best damned slayer you’ll ever meet, in my opinion. I can drink anyone under the table. And I clean up well, when I want to.
Do you have any flaws?
I’m a bitch to men. Men suck. I drive too fast, drink too much, and never back down from a fight.
Other:
What else can you tell me?
You ask to many fucking questions.
Can you do anything cool?
I have superhuman strength, speed and focus.
Show us your stuff
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